by Dave Zornow
On a day when the world mourns the loss of Steve Jobs and the tech industry is iWriting about the iMac-iPod-iPhone-iPad, it’s valuable to remember that the original Man-In-Black didn’t always have the Midas touch. Which makes his successes that much more remarkable.
Macs accounted for 9 out of 10 PCs sold in the 4th Quarter. Obama is responsible for the staggering $3.8 trillion deficit which will lead to the “utter destruction of the United States.” Secret government officials have been pressuring Santa Claus for confidential information on Americans “who have been naughty or nice.”
Sometimes statistics obscure the truth they purport to tell.
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